Fooling Around or Matt Discovers He Has Six Hands

I'm conflicted about April Fools (yes, another post about a holiday). On the one hand, I like the idea of a day devoted to practical jokes. On the other hand, if people are expecting them it becomes very difficult to pull them off successfully. On the other hand, if it's tough to pull them off, then people are forced to come up with great practical jokes. On the other hand, this in no way seems to dissuade people from pulling lame stunts. On the other hand, if everyone is trying lame jokes, then I can really stand out with a good joke. On the other hand, I can never seem to think of a quality prank. I guess it all balances out, right?

And let's see... adding my two legs... I'm an arachnid!

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm