Friday, October 28, 2005

Diss Appointment

As I'm sure everyone is aware by now, the Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, Mrs. Bush's choice for the Court, has been withdrawn. Oh wait. Sorry, this just in. Apparently it was Mr. Bush's choice.

CoughAreyoukiddingmeLauraBushwantedawoman
andalltheotherpickswouldhaveimmediatelyfaced
tremendousuphillbattlesbecauseoftheirextremely
conservativerecordsandsoasGeorgewasagonizing
overthepickhiswifeprobablythoughtaboutherfamily
friendandturnedtoherhusbandandsaid"whatabout
Harriet,dear?"towhichBushsaid,"she'dnevermakeit
asajustice"towhichLaurareplied,"ohIthinkshewill,
andifyoueverwantanyofthisagainyou'llnominateher
likeagoodboy"towhichBushsaid"yesdear."Cough

Once again to confirm that change, Miers was Mr. Bush's nomination for the Court.

Na na na na,
Hey hey hey, goodbye

2 comments:

dyk said...

Honestly, I think it would do the nation good if The Boss (of whom I am bound legally not to speak ill) got shut out once in a while like the rest of us. Maybe then he wouldn't be so quick to go about showing the world who's in charge.

Matthew B. Novak said...

All I'm saying is, be careful who you lump into "the rest of us."

:-)