A Chuck Barris inspired question here:
Would you rather be scorned for producing some of the worst television programs ever, programs which damage our collective American culture (e.g. The Gong Show, or Temptation Island), or would you rather be lauded for killing people (i.e. as a highly-skilled assassin)?
Bonus points for getting the song reference, triple bonus if you can explain why I picked it. But no cheating.
We ate and ate at a hotdog stand
We danced around to a rockin' band